Alla visdomsord - Mars 07

He is able who thinks he is able - Buddha

Dagen som egentligen är ägnad åt aprilskämt, bjuder Börje the Man istället på äkta sanningar.

Jag har för vana att inleda varje inlägg här i min blogg, med ett bra citat/visdomsord från kända och okända tänkare. Här har du mars månads samtliga visdomsord:

Frank Zappa:
- Art is making something out of nothing and selling it
- One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds
- Its a big difference between kneeling down and bending over (ang frikyrkorörelsen i USA)
- A true Zen saying, nothing is what I want
- Reporter: "Mr Zappa, you have long hair. Do you want to be a woman?" Frank Zappa: "Well you have a wodden leg. Do you want to be a table?"

Homer Simpson:
- Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
- Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her.... during the commercial
- Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
- Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs
- Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
- Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen

Bart Simpson:
- The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them... as is my understanding
- Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun
- How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid? (to Milhouse)

Chief Wiggum:
- Well, let me ask you this: Shut up!
- They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day

Ralph Wiggum:
- Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!

Mayor Quimby:
- Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?

Mohammad Ali:
- The man who has no imagination has no wings
- There are no pleasures in a fight, but some of my fights have been a pleasure to win
- No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room

Jack Dempsey:
- A champion is someone who gets up when he can't

Archie Moore:
- I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road

Dale Earnhardt:
- Finishing races is important, but racing is more important

Stevie Ray Vaughan:
- And sometimes to help them, we have got to help ourselves

Kieth Richard:
- I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police

Confucius:
- Never give a sword to a man who can't dance

Albert Einstein:
- The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination

Donald Sutherland:
- It is about money. Everything is

Paul McCartney:
- In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

Benjamin Frankling:
- You may delay, but time will not

Harry S Truman:
- This fellow don't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday

Napoleon Bonaparte:
- Public opinion is the thermometer a monarch should constantly consult

Mark Twain:
- Many small things has been made large by the right kind of advertising

Robert Mapplethorpe:
- I have to find out if I'm gay once and for all

Klaus Kinski:
- Why did all that happen to me? Why was I not a bird on the ocean? Instead of this?

Buffalo Bill:
- Indians were frequently off their reservations

Jean de La Bruyère:
- If poverty is the mother of crime, lack of good sense is the father

Tomas de Quincey:
- Thou hast the keys of Paradise, O just, subtle, and mighty opium!

William E. Simon:
- The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose